A downloadable dating sim

Oh boy, it's April Fools, and this time of year feels a little romantic!?

Punzy, your self-appointed Best Man, is ready to guide (or shove) you into the arms of love! Laugh, flirt, panic, just don’t say you want to stay single... You’ve been thrust into an over-the-top visual novel where love isn’t just encouraged, you're being forced into it! In this parody dating sim, you’ll see eccentric suitors like a laser-wielding alien with spiral green eyes who seems to have too much of a heart for you, a kooky daddy dom wizard who would CRUSH the weak, and a confetti-throwing would-be cult leader who seems just a bit shy! Strike up heartfelt conversations, dodge cosmic jealousy lasers, and master the art of the perfect “I-like-your-shoes” line. Whether you’re aiming for the fluffiest hearts-and-flowers route or just trying to get by, you’ll laugh, you’ll cringe, and you’ll wonder why you ever thought flirting was easy. Punzy’s never-ending hype, earnest pep talks, and dramatic flourishes keep the energy sky-high, while you prepare for a whirlwind of romance, ridiculousness, and relentless encouragement! It’s time to fall in love, whether you like it or not!

We're so sorry, but this is still in development, testers will have early access, but once the game opens up, everyone can get a slice of the action. Thanks for being patient.







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waiting to kill myself

Huh I sure wonder who that wizard guy is, is he a spellcaster or something? Seems familiar.

that punzy guy looks familiar