TRIGGERING IMAGERY!

Content warning: Blood, mental breakdowns, suicidal mentions, sudden tonal shift, suicide, sexual jokes, lewd themes, horror, psychological torture, manipulation, hopelessness, disturbing themes, verbal abuse, mental abuse, gaslighting, manipulative isolation.

You're not alone: Some parts of this game touch on very heavy or personal feelings. If any of these themes feel close to you in a difficult way, consider reaching out to someone you trust or a professional for support. Please be gentle with yourself while playing. This game cannot give you the support you deserve, but there are people out there that can. Call 988 if you struggle with suicide or self-harm, help is available, you are not alone. 

This game is just your average randomly unconventional dating simulator that's basically romance (I think), obvious parody, and a sprinkle and a metric ton of psychological horror inside a deliberately absurd VN that I like to call, "screw your hope."

So, it's 2015, I'm in Marigold Academy and my rank is a student. My thing is that I just love being alone, nobody cared to bother me. EXCEPT this freakin' guy called Punzy decides to walk up and be my little, "best man" at my so called, "wedding." So, then he sets up some freakin' thing about like... a harem? ...is that the word? I don't care, well, it's where I choose one of three men to date. Yeah, all men. I'm not JUST into men though, yeesh Punzy... THEN I go find the principal and he's a damn robot!? This is absurd and, a-and like... dystopian!? Marigold Academy, MY school, ran by a robot! At least it's kind... I think its name was... Ugh, nevermind, but WORST of all, YOU. YOU decided to take control of a god damn thing I swallowed years ago, and NOW you actually have an influence. All I'm gonna say is just don't mess it up dude. They already nicknamed me, "flower-weirdo" and I'm not interested in them tampering with that name more than they need to. I already feel ashamed being that one they/them in class who swallowed a god damn flower seed. ...hey, you're not, like, a god, are you?

-Not yours truly, Namcyn.

Controls

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Hey.

I can't believe I have to say this, it's so ridiculous that it might even be the most elaborate prank someone's ever pulled, but please don't post about IOLG while it is in its alpha/beta stages, don't post misinformation about IOLG right now, and please, the reason I even had to clarify, PLEASE don't get it twisted, this is NOT an erotic game.